Star Wars Haiku

Which do you prefer:
“May the Force be with you” or
“Live long and prosper”?

Star Wars Haiku

Asteroid beast, your
mouth a cave where we can lay
low. Please don’t eat us.

Star Wars Haiku

Digital actors
ruin the sense of disbelief.
I prefer muppets.

Star Wars Haiku

Aliens with weird
racially toned accents — they
make me uneasy.

Star Wars Haiku

How many Jedi
does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?  Only Wan.

Star Wars Haiku

Princess Leia’s buns.
Queen Amidala’s hotness.
The Force is with me.

Star Wars Haiku

Midi-chlorians —
it’s like finding out Santa’s
not real but much worse.

Star Wars Haiku

Everybody needs
a Rancor pit just in case
your guests piss you off.

Star Wars Haiku

Sith are much cooler
than Jedi — they get to wear
black and act like pricks.

Star Wars Haiku

Ain’t no party like
a Jawa raiding party,
not even your mom’s.