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Star Wars Haiku

June 30, 2010

Which do you prefer:
“May the Force be with you” or
“Live long and prosper”?

Star Wars Haiku

June 30, 2010

Asteroid beast, your
mouth a cave where we can lay
low. Please don’t eat us.

Star Wars Haiku

June 30, 2010

Digital actors
ruin the sense of disbelief.
I prefer muppets.

Star Wars Haiku

June 27, 2010

Aliens with weird
racially toned accents — they
make me uneasy.

Star Wars Haiku

June 25, 2010

How many Jedi
does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?  Only Wan.

Star Wars Haiku

June 25, 2010

Princess Leia’s buns.
Queen Amidala’s hotness.
The Force is with me.

Star Wars Haiku

June 24, 2010

Midi-chlorians —
it’s like finding out Santa’s
not real but much worse.