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Star Wars Haiku

June 24, 2010

Everybody needs
a Rancor pit just in case
your guests piss you off.

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Star Wars Haiku

June 22, 2010

Sith are much cooler
than Jedi — they get to wear
black and act like pricks.

Star Wars Haiku

June 21, 2010

Ain’t no party like
a Jawa raiding party,
not even your mom’s.

Star Wars Haiku

June 15, 2010

A long time ago
in a haiku far away
Yoda was a frog.

Star Wars Haiku

June 10, 2010

What do Jawas look
like underneath their brown cloaks?
Dead Oompa-Loompas.

Star Wars Haiku

June 7, 2010

The sound of Jar Jar’s
voice.  A baby seal getting
clubbed.  Which one is worse?

Star Wars Haiku

June 3, 2010

Historians will
always try to re-write facts,
but Han shot first, George.